Tale of a Whale

by Cray Z. Fish

I’ll tell you a tale about a whale
Who was out to play a naughty trick
He went to his mate with a plan that was great
Let’s go sink a whaling ship for good old Moby Dick!

Dick! Dick! Dick! Dick! Good old Moby Dick!
Let’s go sink a whaling ship for good old Moby Dick!

So said the cow I’ll get to it now
I’m going to make the whaler lose control
I’ll topple it’s mast I’ll give it a blast
I’ll knock over the whaling ship by blowing from my hole!

Hole! Hole! The hole upon my head
I’ll knock over the whaling ship and leave the sailors dead

So then the whale without any fail
Started eating sailors there and then
The cow she said no
I agreed to a blow
But nobody said nothing about
Eating no seamen

Seamen! Seamen! Men upon the sea.
I won’t eat the seamen it’s not the taste for me

So then this tale of a cow and a whale
Contains a little moral you should know
If you’re with a cow get to it now
But work all of the details out before she starts to blow

​Blow! Blow! Blow it all away!
I think you get the point there’s nothing more I need to say!